Let me introduce myself...

[Dorn]

Hello PHX!

I just accepted an invitation from DickHertz, and so I'm excited to start playing with you folks. So far I've only played SoF2 with some of you, but I see you reach into other games, as well. Well, I play tons of games, so I'll be looking to cross-sell my skillz.

See you online, and thanks!

[XoR]

Welcome aboard Dorn!

Good to have ya.

:bday:

[Archangelus]

My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my wife....Oprah.

[FatGayOrc]

Hi Dorn!

Welcome!!

Havent met you in the game yet but I thought I'd post a welcome anyway!

[Hey guys, what's our hazing ritual again???]

FGO

[A7ESF]

Hmmmmm a guy named "Fat Gay Orc" hazing someone.... Is it just me or does that bring up a comical mental image or what? :crazyeyes:

[XoR]

... this is where I come in


A giggling band of PHX stand behind the mirror.

Dorn looks around the large empty room with only a table and chair.

Seeing his reflection, he smiles confidently. This should be an easy interview.



Suddenly the lights crackle out. Darkness.

A low gluggy growl slowly rumbles from across the room.



"Hello? ... <gulp> anyone there?" Dorn cries


In a flash of surprise, the lights burst on to reveal a sight not meant for human retinas. Standing on the table hulking over a frozen Dorn is the combination of Tiny Tim and a Gamorrean guard in pink tights.

"KITH ME!"


<to be continued...>

[Undead_Mercenary]

Boy XoR! I think u let ur imagination go over board a bit... not that it isnt funny hehe. Well, welcome to PHX Dorn. And remeber, we are allowed to make mini-alliances (u are very good sniper :snipersmile: :puppydogeyes: )

[I.D.O.]

Welcome Dorn!! It is great to have you. Not in the way FGO wants to have you and maybe XoR for that matter. Hope to waste many hours playing SOF2, WarCraft3 and others with you!!

[A7ESF]

ROFLMAO Xor! Yeah, thats about right.
Either way, its good to see ya with the PHX tag Dorn, you look like a good addition to the team.