Poems

Ayyyla · Post by **Ayyyla** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:17 pm

Okay I want to see a sestina...and I'll do a poem when I'm not having to suffer through this damned dial up crap and being chased by hurricanes.

DenKirson · Post by **DenKirson** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:18 pm

Ivan, Ivan, A mildly threatening name
Jill, Jill the next wussy name
Kirson, Kirson, a hurricane to be remembered
Larry, Larry, oh-god-the-next-will-be
Moe, Moe, I'm seeing a pattern here
Ned, Ned, I'm drunk without aid from beer.

OMG, the AOL Hurricane.
Peter Griffin, a very awesome hurricane.
Quincy, Because I sure as hell can't think of another name starting with Q.
Rikkard, Trekkie Fans won the vote.
Super-Wild-Platypus, Den had manipulated the box.
Titan, a pretty sweet hurricane name
U... I'm out of hurricane names.

This_name_sucks · Post by **This_name_sucks** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:48 pm

I can't believe you let this forum fall off the top 5...OMG!!!!!

Our good friend Ultra has shown
That his skills as a meatshield have grown
But Ultra concedes
A viagra he needs
If he wants to get into the zone

Ultra · Post by **Ultra** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:01 pm

heh heh... TNS.. you know you are "the shit"... (in america it means "the man")... i will get in the zone again... and everyone will swear i have the ultimate hack..... but fear not you young wipper snappers.. although the fear of Ultra going off on you one day and totally taking away your confidence in your ability to even put together a peanut butter/ jelly sandwich not withstanding.... im sure you got a few more Ultra kills in you before that time comes... God help you when it does come

Evil_Purple_Thing · Post by **Evil_Purple_Thing** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:23 pm

I'l scared..

This_name_sucks · Post by **This_name_sucks** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:37 pm

Unless Purple Thing has a stammer
Then its obvious she has bad grammar
And if Zarny she were
Then it would be for her
A whack on the head with Den's ham-mah

PinkRabi · Post by **PinkRabi** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:10 pm

hello im back with avengence Muahahahahahaha! (actually been away because of coursework and that crappy stuff)

And in the theme of poetry i would like to show someone my graditude (wowi used a big properly spelt word)

I would like to thank TNS,
'cos he is simple one of the best,
Put me in for the vote,
And i hope i can gloat,
When I'm in phoenix with you and the rest...

*beams as he wrote his first limeric*

This_name_sucks · Post by **This_name_sucks** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:26 pm

LIMERICK HAS A 'K' AT THE END. Run away...

The lesson to Pink has been taught
But it's probably best I'm not caught
Cause I've just remembered
That being dismembered
Is not as much fun as I thought

PS (dismembered - to lose a limb)

Ultra · Post by **Ultra** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:49 pm

TNS.. you continue to amaze me... settle down, settle down PHX.... i know everyone is sooo waiting for an Ultra poem, i will have one for you shortly... and not from a book......i will have you guys so eating at my feet waiting for the Ultra poet to speak

PJ · Post by PJ » Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:43 pm

rofl tns that is freaking funnyer than crap...

This_name_sucks · Post by **This_name_sucks** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:34 am

From now on I'll only right limericks summing up the people who reply to this forum. Maybe I could take requests for a subject.

PJ and Ultra have won
What TNS said would be done
That for them he'd write
A quick piece of shite
That summed up the buggers in one

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:50 am

LOL, dude like 5 years from now ill be reading some great poem and at the bottom it will be signed: TNS

This_name_sucks · Post by **This_name_sucks** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:52 am

thx PJ... CREEP!

Won't write a limerick on this one cause there are not enough replies.

Post by **Archangelus** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:58 am

Thinking of poems in my brain
Has given me a sudden migrain
I surely must stop
A vein will certainly pop
Or I'll be locked up for being insane

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:59 am