X-Mas party mess

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:18 pm

Well I am just now home from my year end x-mas party from work. My work rented a few lanes and the bar at a bowling alley. I bowled a whopping 169 and was topped by my welding assistant at 179 who bowled a total of two times in his life, asshole. well 9 beers and two shots (apple pucker and absolut vodka per shot) later I arrive home (I wasn't caught driving therefore it wasn't illegal) only to be reminded by the accumulated snow that I have to plow my driveway. I have a 110 foot drive and I started my snowblower with the electric start and blowed my driveway clean (Blowed, hehe). well now I am awaiting my wife to come home and ask me where all my money is (cash bar) and with that I wish you all a happy freaking holidays.

Sewer_Rat · Post by **Sewer_Rat** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:22 pm

TNS who commented in Rat's account: Same to you Grudge. Although I guess I should just wish for you to survive the holidays

Post by **Archangelus** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:47 pm

Tell her that you paid someone to do the driveway and to drive your car home (someone else followed to take that person home or back). That explains how the driveway got cleaned (and why some money is gone) and how you got home in a semi-liquored state w/o driving (and how some more money is gone).

-Arch

midnightservice · Post by **midnightservice** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:00 am

well that is all fine and dandy arch. But what about when she says. so you to drunk and lazy to do the job you were supposed to in the first place. now your drunk, broke..............and as the door slames your hear faint echo of AND NOW ALONE......................................

Happy Holidays everyone.

DenKirson · Post by **DenKirson** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:10 am

"Spent on something very special." Accentuate on 'very special' and she'll think... whatever she wants to think.

But then you'll have to look for a very believable cubic zirconia.

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CoolerKing · Post by **CoolerKing** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:14 am

You guys have no idea. Tell her the truth. She will appretiate it in the end. Oh you will still probably catch a shit storm but that is a given in a case like this.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

DenKirson · Post by **DenKirson** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:16 am

Well, good thing truth is a relative term...

Plead the fifth!

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:30 am

after 12 years of being together she knows me well and I know as well that I can't fool her (as entertaining as it is to try sometimes).

she expected me to be broke and was happy with my meager $50 bar tab... I hope she never wakes up and smells the coffee (that would mean she stayed the nite at someone elses house since we don't make coffee) My new years resolution should be something meaningful this year but I already gave up SWG and I never had smoked and I have to keep the weight on (it's cold here) and drinking gets me drunk... I am sure I will come up with something tho.

midnightservice · Post by **midnightservice** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:24 pm

a 3 month long UO beinge