Valentines Day No No
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Undead_Mercenary
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so if meier is my valentine and he is an immortal... is that legal?
so if meier is my valentine and he is an immortal... is that legal?
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
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*Thanks God she has a Valentine that is A: not stupid enough to consider a nasty cockroach and B: is only slightly younger than herself and therefore most of this conversation does not pertain to her*
While they may be immortal, they still age, but it would be like dog years...you'd add a few thousand to each year. So your vampire would have to be around 48000 years young to be no longer considered jail bite...I mean bait...
While they may be immortal, they still age, but it would be like dog years...you'd add a few thousand to each year. So your vampire would have to be around 48000 years young to be no longer considered jail bite...I mean bait...
I didn't say he wasn't able to die, vampires are already dead, and do not age. So if someone becomes a vampire before sixteen, the law would have to be voided.
Regardless, vampires are nobody's jurisdiction (well, except maybe Schattenjagers), and they can do whatever they want, especially a few hundred years in the post-apoctalyptic future of Vampire Hunter D.
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Wait, is this the correct forum? Is this a anime/vampires/sci-fi board in disguise?
Regardless, vampires are nobody's jurisdiction (well, except maybe Schattenjagers), and they can do whatever they want, especially a few hundred years in the post-apoctalyptic future of Vampire Hunter D.
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Wait, is this the correct forum? Is this a anime/vampires/sci-fi board in disguise?
Whoah how did we go from hissing cockroaches to valentines day age limits to vampires i'm confused whats going on...oh well might as well go with it. If someone becomes a vampire before the age of 16 then they still age their just undead so if they died at the age of say 13 they'd still need to live as an undead vampire for another 3 years or so before being legal valentines age BUT they are vampire and don't have to follow your human laws in the same way that im a rat and your stupid human have no hold over me I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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DenKirson wrote:
I didn't say he wasn't able to die, vampires are already dead
Den your amazing when it comes to pointing out the obvious
P.S.
DenKirson wrote:
I didn't say he wasn't able to die, vampires are already dead
Den your amazing when it comes to pointing out the obvious
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When I said age, I didn't mean in our terms of aging as in getting old and gray haired and brittle...obviously they wouldn't do that. However, wouldn't "older" vampires more accurately meaning those that have been around longer, be wiser?
They probably have more status in the vampire community as well.
Do you suppose they call fresh meat noobs?
They probably have more status in the vampire community as well.
Do you suppose they call fresh meat noobs?
Back to the cockroaches, on a side note, it appears some insects are good eats, so maybe if you poured a little chocolate on that bad boy you can pass it off as gourmet sweets.
From www.eatbug.com:
Some insects are edible. In fact, most insects are edible, but there are a few species that are especially palatable, nutritious, and easily obtainable. I will concentrate on these.
-Many species of insects are lower in fat, higher in protein, and have a better feed to meat ratio than beef, lamb, pork, or chicken.
-Insects are tasty. Really! Even if you are too squeamish to have them as a main dish, you can make insect flour and add it to bread and other dishes for an added protein boost.
-Insects are easy to raise. There is no manure forking. No hay bale lifting. No veterinary bills. You can raise them in an apartment without getting complaints.
-Also, as far as I know, no animal rights activists object to the eating of insects. You don't need to destroy any wildlife habitat to eat insects, and you can incorporate insects and earthworms into a recycling program......vegetable waste in, yummy insect protein out.
Yum yum. :lol!:
From www.eatbug.com:
Some insects are edible. In fact, most insects are edible, but there are a few species that are especially palatable, nutritious, and easily obtainable. I will concentrate on these.
-Many species of insects are lower in fat, higher in protein, and have a better feed to meat ratio than beef, lamb, pork, or chicken.
-Insects are tasty. Really! Even if you are too squeamish to have them as a main dish, you can make insect flour and add it to bread and other dishes for an added protein boost.
-Insects are easy to raise. There is no manure forking. No hay bale lifting. No veterinary bills. You can raise them in an apartment without getting complaints.
-Also, as far as I know, no animal rights activists object to the eating of insects. You don't need to destroy any wildlife habitat to eat insects, and you can incorporate insects and earthworms into a recycling program......vegetable waste in, yummy insect protein out.
Yum yum. :lol!:
AND I found the perfect gift for Den:
A BRITISH-based company is selling MP3 players which can be attached to an assault rifle.
The "AK-MP3" player is built into the ammunition clip of a Kalashnikov and can be swapped with the real magazine.
The device is being advertised on the internet by a Buckinghamshire-based company set up by a group of Russian businessmen who sell audio books.
It comes with enough storage space to hold 3000 audio books or 9000 songs.
Former Russian rock star Andrey Koltakov, a partner in the dotcom company offering the AK-MP3 for sale, said: "This is our bit for world peace - hopefully, from now on many militants and terrorists will use their AK-47s to listen to music and audio books."
The accessory costs $480 or $965 with hundreds of audio books loaded on to it.
Those marketing it say the stainless steel body makes it "uniquely suitable for outdoors".
A BRITISH-based company is selling MP3 players which can be attached to an assault rifle.
The "AK-MP3" player is built into the ammunition clip of a Kalashnikov and can be swapped with the real magazine.
The device is being advertised on the internet by a Buckinghamshire-based company set up by a group of Russian businessmen who sell audio books.
It comes with enough storage space to hold 3000 audio books or 9000 songs.
Former Russian rock star Andrey Koltakov, a partner in the dotcom company offering the AK-MP3 for sale, said: "This is our bit for world peace - hopefully, from now on many militants and terrorists will use their AK-47s to listen to music and audio books."
The accessory costs $480 or $965 with hundreds of audio books loaded on to it.
Those marketing it say the stainless steel body makes it "uniquely suitable for outdoors".
Den: *Starts shooting The Great Gatsby at the beginning of a map.*
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*Map finishes, along with Gatspy.*
Only guy left who hadn't logged off due to sheer stupidity: "Woa... r u andy kaufman in disguise"
Any Glock 17 or HK UMP Magazine Players? I could use those.
I'll bet if I succeed in killing anyone with such methods, the little symbol would be that "The More You Know" thing...
Any Cock-a-roach MP3 players?
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*Map finishes, along with Gatspy.*
Only guy left who hadn't logged off due to sheer stupidity: "Woa... r u andy kaufman in disguise"
Any Glock 17 or HK UMP Magazine Players? I could use those.
I'll bet if I succeed in killing anyone with such methods, the little symbol would be that "The More You Know" thing...
Any Cock-a-roach MP3 players?
Açieeed! style by 
