hehe who's on first

Yazule · Post by **Yazule** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 11:24 am

Bud and Lou in the 21st Century

ABBOT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm
thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the names Lou
ABBOT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my names Lou
ABBOT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOT: Do you want a computer with windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
ABBOT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOT: Software for windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
ABBOT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOT: Yes
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOT: Office.
COSTELLO:.Yes, for my office!
ABBOT: I recommend office with windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, lets just
say, I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What
do I need?
ABBOT: word.
COSTELLO: what word?
ABBOT: word in office.
COSTELLO: the only word in office is office.
ABBOT: the word in office for windows.
COSTELLO: which word in office for windows?
ABBOT: the word you get when you click the blue w
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue w if you don't start with
some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the
Internet?
ABBOT: yes, you want real one.
COSTELLO: maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. what I watch is none of
your business. just tell me what I need!
ABBOT: real one.
COSTELLO: if its a long movie I also want to see reel 2,3&4. can I
watch them?
ABBOT: of course.
COSTELLO: great, with what?
ABBOT: real one.
COSTELLO; OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What
do I do?
ABBOT: you click the blue 1
COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
ABBOT: the blue 1.
COSTELLO: is that different from the blue w?
ABBOT: the blue 1 is Realone and the blue w is word.
COSTELLO: what word?
ABBOT: the word in office for windows.
COSTELLO: but there's three words in office for windows!
ABBOT: no, just one. but its the most popular word in the world.
COSTELLO: it is?
ABBOT: yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other words left. It
pretty much wiped out all the other words out there.
COSTELLO: and that word is real one?
ABBOT: real one has nothing to do with word. real one isn't even
part of office.
COSTELLO: stop! Don't start that again. what about financial book
keeping you have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOT: money.
COSTELLO: that's right. What do you have?
ABBOT: money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOT: it comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: what's bundled to my computer?
ABBOT: money
COSTELLO: money comes with my computer?
ABBOT: yes. no extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOT: one copy
COSTELLO: isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.
COSTELLO: they can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOT: why not, they own it.

DenKirson · Post by **DenKirson** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 5:09 pm

Hoo-ray for the classics.

SephirothZero · Post by **SephirothZero** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:10 pm

Heh heh... great stuff. I downloaded the video clip of Who's on first a while ago, and I can't get enough of it hehe.

Undead_Mercenary · Post by **Undead_Mercenary** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 12:28 pm

I have no idea what show/movie that is, but that was damn funny!

Dr.Death · Post by **Dr.Death** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 12:47 pm

Well Merc that show was Abbot and Costello. It was before your time. But if you ever watched Scooby-Doo they were kind of like Laurel and Hardy. One fat stupid guy and and one skinny smart guy.LOL.

SephirothZero · Post by **SephirothZero** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 1:20 pm

Any of you all see the classics: "Abbot and Costello meet Frankenstein" or "Abbot and Costello meet Dr. Jeykel and Mr. Hyde"?

They're great! :infinity:

Tasmania · Post by **Tasmania** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 2:20 pm

Merc how can you not know who Abbot and Costello is???? Or even the famous "Who's on first" skit??? Dont you ever watch any televisoin with the parents....

But on another note...Damn funny Yaz!!!!!!

DenKirson · Post by **DenKirson** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 3:56 pm

I have a medicore libary of Abbot and Costello movies, as well as some of their Radio shows on tape. Hell, I got extra points in one of my old high school classes by playing a "Who's On First" MP3.

And Zilch, you don't have a video, you have that MP3.

SephirothZero · Post by **SephirothZero** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 10:40 pm

What the hell are you talking about Den? Me and my dad downloaded the VIDEO. Not MP3... the VIDEO.

DenKirson · Post by **DenKirson** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 5:27 am

Damned internet. My edit wouldn't go though yesterday.

"And Zilch, where'd you get a video?"

SephirothZero · Post by **SephirothZero** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 3:48 pm

Kazaa... just run a search for Abbot and Costello and keep the check box on video.