Poems

CoolerKing · Post by **CoolerKing** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:39 pm

I think it is healthy to show our creative sides from time to time as humans. In honour of this thought I encourage everyone to post a poem here for all to read. Here is the first of mine. Ayla feel free to scutinize.

There once was a horse from space.
Who could run, and win every race.
While eating some hey, he was poisoned that day,
and sent home in a big wooden case.

Your Turn. Who is next.

Cooler

DenKirson · Post by **DenKirson** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:06 pm

Holy crap, he'sa comin' he'sa comin'
Com'n fast with his feet'a drummin' n'a drummin'
I tot'lee scru'd, I tot'lee fux'd
Since the last line of this doesn't fit the rythm at all.
Wait-What?

Ayyyla · Post by **Ayyyla** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:19 pm

omg hahahahahaha, that's too damned funny. I needed that. Thank you.

TimeIIDie · Post by **TimeIIDie** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 4:43 am

I'm half asleep so its about the only time i'd give this a try...

There once was a pirate named Den,
Who used to drive Zarn round the bend,
Zarn thought it odd,
That he got hit a lot,
But it's all his fault in the end.

Ayyyla · Post by **Ayyyla** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:06 am

Limericks...don't you people know any other forms? Heh.

good Tuesday my ass
hurricane hurtling my way
pick up shit in cans

Bahahahahaha, (haiku kids). I have to go jostle for gallons of water now.

DenKirson · Post by **DenKirson** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:57 am

Killin wit da gun
and da shootin and da hurt
wit the bullets ow

Ayyyla · Post by **Ayyyla** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:05 am

Okay, now I want to see a pantoum...and a villanelle.

DenKirson · Post by **DenKirson** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:24 am

I don't do formalities
I think the switch is broken
Stuck in haiku mode.

Post by **Archangelus** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:38 am

I hate your poems
They bore me to death at work
Bring me a donut

J-Rock · Post by **J-Rock** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:19 am

lol arch thast a good one. heh. i cant write poems, theyre for suckers anyways

Post by **Archangelus** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:00 am

Ayla leaving town
Ivan headed for her now
Grab Fable and Xbox

This_name_sucks · Post by **This_name_sucks** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:44 am

Arch needing donut
Work and poems boring him
Den is a pirate Yaar!

It is all Zarn's fault
Really, it is all Zarn's fault
Truly it's Zarn's fault

There was a player named PJ,
Who everyone knew couldn't play.
He never could kill,
Cause he lacked any skill.
Will he ever win? Nah! No way.

"Pantoum" is originally "Pantun"

Here is Ayla's pantun
How can she call this poetry
Arch is a crazy old loon
But not quite as crazy as me

How can she call this poetry
It really is crazy to write
But not quite as crazy as me
For this, Ayla, you I will smite

It really is crazy to write
Arch is a crazy old loon
For this, Ayla, you I will smite
Here is Ayla's pantun

And a villawatchamacallit

This is even harder than the last one
Damnit Ayla, why do you torment me so
If I finish this, what will I have won?
Trust me this isn't much fun
Oooooo a scimitar with a glow
This is even harder than the last one
Look for the cleverly hidden pun
This makes my brain go slow
If I finish this, what will I have won?
I wonder what happens if I stare into the sun
Hmmmm, where did everything go
This is even harder than the last one
Phew the last tercet almost done
Doesn't this villanelle blow
If I finish this, what will I have won?
Maybe a chocolate bun
Or something that's easy to throw
This is even harder than the last one
If I finish this, what will I have won?

NOW ARE YOU HAPPY AYLA YOU EVIL, EVIL (can't shoot shit) WOMAN!

Sewer_Rat · Post by **Sewer_Rat** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 12:40 pm

The poems were confusing
they scared rat so
they melted her brain
like the sun melts the snow

little ratty die now
little ratty die
little ratty die
but ratty don't cry

Everyone was happy
because rat could ryhme
but then the joy was ruined
alas along came time

little ratty die now
little ratty die
little ratty die
but ratty don't cry

Time glared at the rat
rat let out a "peep"
then made her get away
in a run down old jeep

little ratty die now
little ratty die
little ratty die
but ratty don't cry

Time glared at the car
and that made it stop
Little ratty tryed to run
but ratty got shot

little ratty die now
little ratty die
little ratty die
but ratty don't cry

And so ends the story
of the sweet little rat
but in the words of arnie
she'll be back

beat that you ameteur poets! (is doing poems in english lessons

convenient)

ZarnKano · Post by **ZarnKano** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:18 pm

Lol... I'm so loved

PJ · Post by PJ » Tue Sep 14, 2004 3:18 pm

ayla's leaving
im not
hurrcanes eye suppose to come right over where i live
dosnt where ayla lives (i think)
ayla lives closer to shore
than me
i hope her house dosnt fall down
i hope my school dose

thank you, thank you no applause please