Joke

Afterburner/Aaron · Post by **Afterburner/Aaron** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 11:09 am

Before tonights practice, I thought I attempt to piss some of you guys off in hopes of stirring some healthy competition and skill out of you. So here it is. Undead, Dragon, and Fat, looks like were on one team. lol

>I AM Canadian!
>
>In a train car there was a Canadian, an American, a spectacular
>looking blonde and a rightfully awful looking fat lady. After
>several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a
>dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they
>leave the tunnel ,the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
>
>1) The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch wanted to
>touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady,
>who in turn must have slapped his face."
>
>2) The fat lady thought - "That dirty old American laid his hands on
>the blonde and she smacked him."
>
>3) The American thought - "That dumb Canadian put his hand on that
>blonde and by mistake she slapped me."
>4) The Canadian thought - "I hope there is another tunnel soon so I
>can smack that stupid fuckin' American again."
>
>........... I AM Canadian.............

A7ESF · Post by **A7ESF** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 11:44 am

Leave it to AA to stir things up. heheee..

DragonReborn · Post by **DragonReborn** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 1:50 pm

hehehe nice one AA. Now its my turn for all the Anericans who don`t know "Jack Shit" this is for you.

Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt.
O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn- Schitt.

Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children.

Holly Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth.

Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, and then two daughters: Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt.

Their Final child, another son, was named Bull Schitt.

By and by, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt.

Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they're awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

So, you not only know Jack Schitt, but his entire family as well!

Undead_Mercenary · Post by **Undead_Mercenary** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 3:22 pm

AA, that is 1 of the best joke i have ever heard! Thatll teach em eh (ya, i said eh). And DR, funny schit hehe. Daamn i gotta find some good jokes...

A7ESF · Post by **A7ESF** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 3:29 pm

Is FF going to be on during this practice? From the sounds of things theres going to be ALL SORTS of lead flying around lol...

DragonReborn · Post by **DragonReborn** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 5:03 pm

Is there anyother way to practice A7.hehehehe

A7ESF · Post by **A7ESF** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 6:09 pm

hehee good point...I may try to join ya'll tonight, at the rate people are going on vacation there isn't going to be any one to shoot at here soon.

DragonReborn · Post by **DragonReborn** » Fri Dec 20, 2002 12:22 pm

For a better version of Jack Schitt click link below:

http://home.pacbell.net/diana_do/knowjack.htm