Valentines Day No No

Ayyyla · Post by **Ayyyla** » Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:33 pm

Okay, I would absolutely kill anyone that got me this for any holiday.

BINGHAMPTON, New York (AP) -- Nothing quite says "I love you" like a hissing cockroach. At least that's what some upstate zookeepers hope.

Binghamton's Ross Park Zoo is offering the cockroach as one of the items in its "Give Your Beauty a Beast" Valentine's Day adoption program.

For ten bucks, you can adopt a hissing cockroach for your sweetheart. The adoption includes a photo, cockroach fact sheet and a free pass for your special friend to visit the little hisser.

Um. Gross. :crazyeyes:

Post by **Archangelus** » Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:06 pm

So, I should take it back?

Jenova · Post by **Jenova** » Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:38 pm

COOL!

and guys, putting any heart shaped object on your wahoohoo :fadein: and claiming you have a heart-on is grounds for immediate termination of any sex life whatsoever.

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » Fri Feb 06, 2004 4:16 pm

what's a sex life?

Sewer_Rat · Post by **Sewer_Rat** » Fri Feb 06, 2004 4:43 pm

cool a hissing cockroach, shame i would have liked one but i don't have a valentines oh well mabye i'll find one at the school valentines disco *coughs sarcastically* :lol!:

DenKirson · Post by **DenKirson** » Fri Feb 06, 2004 5:16 pm

Just like Christmas, Valentine's Day is a day of burning!

The burning of hearts!
The burning of emotions!
The burning of poo in bags!
The burning of hissing cock-a-roaches!

Hell, I wouldn't want to "give a beauty a beast". If it were something cool like a ferret or a parrot, I'd take 'em as an animal companion. I'd train them to... steal people's wallets and stuff.

And if I were in a threatening situation, I'd have them go out and do some reconnisance to track down the enemy without revealing myself.

Or something.

Yazule · Post by **Yazule** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 3:08 pm

Sewer_Rat wrote:cool a hissing cockroach, shame i would have liked one but i don't have a valentines oh well mabye i'll find one at the school valentines disco *coughs sarcastically* :lol!:

you are too young for valentines young lady!

DenKirson · Post by **DenKirson** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 4:41 pm

Quote or whatever:
"you are too young for valentines young lady!"

Really? What's the official age limit?

Post by **Archangelus** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 5:05 pm

DenKirson · Post by **DenKirson** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 6:15 pm

Okay. So, is it a felony to be/have a valentine before then?

Where is this topic going? Cock-a-roaches!

Neo-Lobo · Post by **Neo-Lobo** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 12:34 am

Den is a regular beastmaster, he wants cogo podo.(I think he will become Ace Ventura though)

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 9:19 am

15 will get ya 20

TimeIIDie · Post by **TimeIIDie** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 1:42 pm

Sewer_Rat · Post by **Sewer_Rat** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 1:54 pm

Yazule wrote:
you are too young for valentines young lady!

you mean theres an age limit?! whoah then the disco won't be much fun its all 11-13 year olds hmm mabye i should call the police in the middle of the disco muwhahahaha...na its much more fun to hose the lovebirds.

DenKirson · Post by **DenKirson** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 2:05 pm

"15 will get ya 20"? So... if you have a valentine who's fifteen years of age, you get twenty years in State? Damn.