Happy Winter-een-mas!!

[Archangelus]

Happy Winter-what??

Yes, you heard me right....Happy Winter-een-mas!!

What is Winter-een-mas? It's a holiday dedicated to gamers and the games we love. It was created by a cartoonist named Tim Buckley who writes a comic called Ctrl-Alt-Delete. Basically, Tim created it as part of a plot line in the comic, but also as a way to celebrate gaming, gamers, and the companies that provide our needed fixes.

We're gamers! We love gaming! So Happy Winter-een-mas!!

If you'd like to learn more about Winter-een-mas, visit:
http://www.wintereenmas.com

If you'd like to read the comic strip that introduced Winter-een-mas to the world, visit:
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com

-Arch

[Thowarr]

Happy Wiener-een-mas everyone! I'm particularly thankful to the people at Activision who brought us those fine COD and COD:UO games we love to play. Hopefully one of the new FPS games coming out will have us wishing them a Happy Wiener-een-mas.

[Undead_Mercenary]

Hello Games! Goodbye social life!!

[Thowarr]

Hello Games! Goodbye social life!!

How right Undead Ballerina is. But what he failed to tell you is the fact that this was Mother Natures plan all along to save the planet. How you ask? Well, look at the recent weather patterns from the last 5- 10 years. It's becoming colder and colder over the winters, AND winters seem to be lasting longer. As the winters become colder and longer, people will have no choice but to stay inside more. Everyone will become a home professional, working from home in their underwear and with a high speed connection. With the advent of downloadable games from massive servers, people will be stay inside more and go outside less. These games will be highly addictive and you will be able to play them online with tons of people with no problems. Not realizing that they've been playing for 120 hours straight, without eating, drinking or caring enough to change their Depends, people will start to just slowly wither away until everyone eventually dies off. Even though God promised not to wipe us out again (the promise of the rainbow), He said nothing about our own stupidity doing it for Him.

Wait this just in... it's already happening! WoW anyone?

[This_name_sucks]

WoW, never mind the winter getting colder...what about you Thowarr

Happy Winter-een-mas to all of you.

Expect to see Father Winter-een-mas (Arch) coming down your phone line, with kick arse FPSs and high-speed connections.