True Story Part II

[1nst1nct]

In case you missed it True Story Part I<-link

and now to our featured story..........

Insect Orgy

I took my honey out for a nighttime date in the park last summer where we enjoyed dinner by candlelight. After a bit of stargazing, we started fooling around and I whipped out the strawberry love sauce I had for the occasion. She was game, so I covered her tummy and continued playing. Afterward, while lying in the dark in postcoital bliss, she giggled and told me to stop tickling her. "I'm not even touching you," I said. She laughed some more, until I showed her my hands. She reached for a candle and we saw that her entire torso was covered in hundreds of wriggling ants, also enjoying the sweet sauce. Everything would have been OK if we had stayed calm, but I freaked out like a little girl and ran frantically, leaving her alone outside covered in insects, It's a good thing I had gotten some that night, because I sure didn't for a long time after that.

MO Provins. Stamford, CT

[Grudge]

and again as I said in your post about the Bush/Kerry election, WHERE'S THE PICS!?!?!

[DenKirson]

This one doesn't involve pictures.