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[Grudge]

This is for Yaz and any other Engineers and for anyone who likes funny stuff....

HANDY ENGINEERING CONVERSIONS

ratio of an igloo's circumference to it's diameter = eskimo pi

2000 pounds of chinese soup= won ton

1 millionth of a mouthwash= 1 microscope

time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

weight an evangilist carries with god = 1 billigram

time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour= Knot-furlong

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie soda= 1 lite year

16.5 feet in the twilight zone = 1 rod serling

half a large intestine= 1 semicolon

basic unit of laryngitis= 1 hoarsepower

shortest distance between 2 jokes= A straight line

453.6 graham crackers= 1 pound cake

1 million microphones= 1 phone

1 trillion microphones= 1 megaphone

1 million bicycles= 2 megacycles

2000 mockingbirds= two kilomockingbirds

10 cards= 1 decacards

1 kilogram of falling figs= 1 Fig Newton (for you Rayden)

1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks= 1 literhosen

1 millionth of a fish= 1 microfiche

1 trillion pins= 1 terrapin

10 rations= 1 decoration

100 rations= c-ration

2 monograms= 1 diagram

8 nickles = 2 paradigms

[XoR]

AWSOME

[Yazule]

roflol

pretty good grudge