Poems

PinkRabi · Post by **PinkRabi** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:59 pm

TNS you are such a fag
With your crappy canadian flag
Your limericKs suck
So go f**k a duck
'cos im great bt not one to brag

(no offense to any other canadians meant)

This_name_sucks · Post by **This_name_sucks** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 3:01 pm

I'm sorry but that is just unecessary and terribly structured and grammatically horrible and...

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 17, 2004 3:26 pm

i rule
cause i rule
TNS drools
cause i rule

Ultra · Post by **Ultra** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:06 pm

PJ and Pink.... i dont know how to put this mildly...... so i wont... you both suk...... this forum is for only those with I.Q. above the level of a cowpie... if you dont know what that is then consult the great mind of Ayyyla... she is from Texas, she can put your finger in it...i mean on it

XoR · Post by **XoR** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:24 pm

surrounded by slime with no where to turn

my doom is sealed as I begin to burn

I bubble and blob and boil and twitch

this is the end, but wait, a hitch ...

of a . . .

2004 Dodge Durango.

I lasso my melted stringcheese arm around tight

am vaulted over the acid in high flight

but an unfortunate turn of events

I land on an electric fence

and explode in a evil burst of light

This_name_sucks · Post by **This_name_sucks** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:20 pm

From what I have seen it would seem
That we've sorted the crop from the cream
Cause PJ and Pink
Wrote poems that stink
But Ultra and Xor are supreme

Ayyyla · Post by **Ayyyla** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:21 pm

Hum...I am familiar with the cowpie, but that's because I'm a genuis. PS not from texas, only been there once and damn was it ever hot...

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:06 pm

i dont want TNS to get mad so i refreshed this....and while im here ill enlighten you

TNS will get pissed
then we will all get dissed
cause TNS is "the shit"
I wish i could write more
but ultras vigras on the floor
i better pick it up, or ill be fucked....

This_name_sucks · Post by **This_name_sucks** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 4:57 am

PJ, some advice...

In a limerick there is an 8 syllable first and second line, a 5 syllable third and fourth line, and an 8 syllable fifth line. The rhyming scheme is AABBA, which means a word that rhymes on the 1st, 2nd and 5th line, and two others that rhyme on the 3rd and 4th. I'm not sure if that was an attempt at a limerick, but at least you're getting somewhere in the realms of close if it is.

NO LIMERICK

Ultra · Post by **Ultra** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 7:53 am

oh yea.. sorry Ayyyla... i guess i got you and Ace mixed up again on where your from

PJ · Post by PJ » Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:31 am

thanks tns, well at least i tried...did it bring joy to your heart..?

Undead_Mercenary · Post by **Undead_Mercenary** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:56 am

... I hate poetry.

TimeIIDie · Post by **TimeIIDie** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:07 pm

Undead, why read this post then.....

This_name_sucks · Post by **This_name_sucks** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:38 pm

Alright guys, I'm taking requests now. It can be any person you want it to be (as long as they are in the clan, or you can provide me with information). I could also do several verse limericks if you can give me a story line to follow, with characters. Whatever you do, I'll try my best to limerickify it

The request taking has begun,
I want to make something to stun.
So give me a shout
And I'll work something out
You never know, it might be fun.

DenKirson · Post by **DenKirson** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:11 pm

Pants. And socks. Their families are locked in a mortal feud, yet one from each family have an undeniable love for one another. They must brave being baned from their relatives, fight ketchup stains and achieve fluffy softness.

...What?