Well, did you know you can meet single women like crazy by using a hand puppet? I know you're thinking, "what in the hell is he talking about? A puppet?"
Let me explain - Well, I've got a friend that uses what I call, "The Puppet Method" to meet single women in nightclubs. Here's how he does it:
First, you will need a hand puppet. You can buy them at your major toy stores such as Toys R Us.
Bring your hand puppet with you to a nightclub where there are lots of single ladies.
When you see a girl that you're attracted to, approach her and tap her on the shoulder lightly with your puppet and when she turns around raise your hand puppet towards her face and say something like this with your puppet, "Hi beautiful, would you like to dance with me?" Move your puppet up and down with your hand as you are saying your script just as if the puppet was really talking. And be sure to talk in a real silly voice.
What happens next? She's going to die laughing and think that you are so funny. Plus, you will make a very favorable impression on her because women love a guy with a sense of humor. And, of course, she will most likely dance with you.
I know this method of meeting single women seems a little silly, but try it. It works like a charm for my friend and it can work for you too.
You don't just have to use the "Puppet Method" in nightclubs to meet and attract single women. You can use your hand puppet anywhere to talk to women. Believe me, they will be laughing so hard they can hardly stand it!
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P.S. - This article written by Don Diebel (Americas #1 Singles Expert). If you would like more free dating tips on how to successfully meet, date, attract, and become intimate with women, please visit his website at: www.getgirls.com
PSS - Never mind that the actual results will be more like, she looks at you and says in her best talking dog voice, "you are a huge nerd" slaps your puppet and walks out of there laughing and pointing at you...
(though it did work for the guy in the movie Dummy, which was a pretty good movie).
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I have three fingers in a cast now, and no left sock. Don Diebel is getting a flaming bag of poop on his porch.
(note: my fingers are not in a cast, not even macho man Randy Savage can break my fingers. Drink milk!)
(also note: I don't wear socks. I walk on glass and sharp stones bare-footed.)
(final note: I'm not needy enough to look for companionship, I'm a loner.)
(note: my fingers are not in a cast, not even macho man Randy Savage can break my fingers. Drink milk!)
(also note: I don't wear socks. I walk on glass and sharp stones bare-footed.)
(final note: I'm not needy enough to look for companionship, I'm a loner.)
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When I was single, I tried the puppet trick, only I didn't use a puppet from the store and it was difficult to get it up to her face. Next thing I know, instead of her laughing about me being so funny, her boyfriend (who left to go to the bathroom) was now kicking the ever-living crap out of me as I'm trying to put my "puppet" back. I wake up, in jail, arrested for indecent exposure, beaten up, with some big-Bubba looking guy making kissy faces at me. Screw the puppet! Use liquor!
*NOTE: Dramatization - events may not have happened as described...or not at all....
*NOTE: Dramatization - events may not have happened as described...or not at all....
Oh common Den, you didn't have to make her go this far did you? Driven to get her own ring the way I was driven to get a burger at 1am...and what are you saying precisely...that I'm needy?
CLEARWATER, Fla. -- A woman pleaded guilty to swallowing a 1.5 carat diamond ring at a jewelry store and will serve one year of probation.
Mary Denise Flowers, 38, swallowed the ring at Littman Jewelers in December. A surveillance camera caught the act.
The ring was later recovered in a jailhouse commode, and will be sent to Littman Jewelers' corporate headquarters in Oregon to be melted down.
Flowers, who did not have a previous criminal record, was also ordered Monday to pay fines and court costs totaling $1,090, court records state.
The judge withheld a formal finding of adjudication, meaning Flowers will have a clean record if she completes probation without violation.
CLEARWATER, Fla. -- A woman pleaded guilty to swallowing a 1.5 carat diamond ring at a jewelry store and will serve one year of probation.
Mary Denise Flowers, 38, swallowed the ring at Littman Jewelers in December. A surveillance camera caught the act.
The ring was later recovered in a jailhouse commode, and will be sent to Littman Jewelers' corporate headquarters in Oregon to be melted down.
Flowers, who did not have a previous criminal record, was also ordered Monday to pay fines and court costs totaling $1,090, court records state.
The judge withheld a formal finding of adjudication, meaning Flowers will have a clean record if she completes probation without violation.
Oh yeah and forget the puppet, get a knife!
A knife-thrower's assistant has agreed to marry the circus performer who left her with a gashed head when a live TV stunt went wrong.
A year ago, Jayde Hanson, 24, was attempting to beat his world record for the number of knives thrown around his Russian assistant Yana Rodionova.
But the stunt, which was being filmed for ITV's This Morning, went horribly wrong when one of the knives struck 23-year-old Miss Rodionova on the head.
The bloody scene was broadcast to millions of viewers who saw presenters Fern Britton and Philip Schofield rush to her aid. Mr Hanson blamed fatigue for the incident.
Miss Rodionova was left with minor injuries. Now she says she's forgiven Mr Hanson and they are planning a beautiful wedding.
Announcing the engagement, she said: "It didn't hurt because of the shock of it all, also I was on stage performing, you can't just run off, so I just had to carry on. I felt more sorry for Jayde, there was blood coming out everywhere and he looked so pale he blended in with the wall behind him.
"I fell out of love with him for a couple of days afterwards, but I love him again now." She says she has no hard feelings about the mishap, despite it being the third time he had accidentally hit her.
She said: "I forgive him, it was only an accident but I think I will have to teach him to do something else." The couple, who live in Swindon, Wilts, are planning to wed next month but said the knives will be left in the circus.
Miss Rodionova said: "We will have all the circus at the wedding, all the clowns, everybody, but we want it to be beautiful and about us, so we will be leaving all the costumes behind, including the knives."
A knife-thrower's assistant has agreed to marry the circus performer who left her with a gashed head when a live TV stunt went wrong.
A year ago, Jayde Hanson, 24, was attempting to beat his world record for the number of knives thrown around his Russian assistant Yana Rodionova.
But the stunt, which was being filmed for ITV's This Morning, went horribly wrong when one of the knives struck 23-year-old Miss Rodionova on the head.
The bloody scene was broadcast to millions of viewers who saw presenters Fern Britton and Philip Schofield rush to her aid. Mr Hanson blamed fatigue for the incident.
Miss Rodionova was left with minor injuries. Now she says she's forgiven Mr Hanson and they are planning a beautiful wedding.
Announcing the engagement, she said: "It didn't hurt because of the shock of it all, also I was on stage performing, you can't just run off, so I just had to carry on. I felt more sorry for Jayde, there was blood coming out everywhere and he looked so pale he blended in with the wall behind him.
"I fell out of love with him for a couple of days afterwards, but I love him again now." She says she has no hard feelings about the mishap, despite it being the third time he had accidentally hit her.
She said: "I forgive him, it was only an accident but I think I will have to teach him to do something else." The couple, who live in Swindon, Wilts, are planning to wed next month but said the knives will be left in the circus.
Miss Rodionova said: "We will have all the circus at the wedding, all the clowns, everybody, but we want it to be beautiful and about us, so we will be leaving all the costumes behind, including the knives."
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