qoutes

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 8:45 pm

Don't know if your a Married With Children fan but here is a quote I love to use but it cost me dearly everytime.... when Al was asked by Peggy if he would cheat on her he says "Why would I go out for milk when I have a Cow at home?"
I thought there was a post I could put quotes on but couldn't find it.... well here it is...oh speakin of cows....... There were two cows eating grass when one cow says to the other " So what do you think of all this mad cow disease?" well the second cow turns to the first and says " Mad cow disease? What do I care, I am a helicopter."

TimeIIDie · Post by **TimeIIDie** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:06 am

Helps if you spell the title to the thread right grudge, I thought it was a medical orientated thread.
As for quotes, are game movie clips allowed, as the Discworld games have some of the funniest quotes in history

Lewton: Tempting as it was, I decided not to round hitting people with a crowbar

or

Death: I played a game yesterday, a really stupid game, called flog I think, you had to hit a ball out of a hole. I got a birdie on the 18th, not my fault the silly thing was flying so low.

or

Lewton: I've had some bad days since I became a private detective, but i've never woken up dead before.

or...from Hotshots...not certain of the characters

:Why the hell are you flying so low?
Scene of plane passes about 20ft off ground through downtown New York..
:I thought I saw Elvis
:Dammit kid the king is dead, get back here

TimeIIDie · Post by **TimeIIDie** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:09 am

And who disabled the edit button in this post

Correction on the first quote
Lewton: Tempting as it was, I decided not to go round hitting people over the head with a crowbar

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:17 am

ahh yes I shoulda checked the spelling, I seen it but just after I hit the submit button and it was too late.. so be it

ZarnKano · Post by **ZarnKano** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:42 am

I think you left it like that just to annoy everyone, wouldn't put it past ya.

Undead_Mercenary · Post by **Undead_Mercenary** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 11:07 am

Actually I thought it was french for a second! But then how could an Americain speak more than 1 language when the can hardly speak english :lol!:

Lemme think of some good Family guy 1s that arent already taken :

Stewie : If you cooked any slower, you wouldn't need an egg timer, you'd need an egg calendar! *Laughs* .... oh thats right. I went there.

Peter : Freezeframe! That's it! I'll turn Chris into a man by getting him a job! Isn't Lois great? Now you know why I married her..... go away now. I'm gonna do stuff to her.

Peter : Aaaahh... silent by life saving.

And I think I know a few Simpson quotes :

Simpson terrorist : Look at all that pink and purple.... our money sure is gay.

Homer to Ned : Go suck a Bible!

Thats all I have for the moment.

Yazule · Post by **Yazule** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:24 pm

still wondering where my matrix quote is on the server rotation

"there is no sppon" - neo

Undead_Mercenary · Post by **Undead_Mercenary** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:38 pm

OMG those Matrix quotes blow! Hm.. upgrades. What the hell kind of quote is that??

XoR · Post by **XoR** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:46 pm

you're right, there is no such thing as a sppon.

and didn't the little kid say that? not neo?

toad88 · Post by **toad88** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 1:05 pm

You guys have way too much free time.....

Yazule · Post by **Yazule** » Sat Aug 02, 2003 7:40 am

neo says it right before he blows the cable on the elevator shaft to zip up to the roof, right before he pulls an agent and bends around bullets in "bullet time".

yes the kid tells him it, but the quote is from him saying it

DenKirson · Post by **DenKirson** » Sun Aug 03, 2003 1:41 am

I think it's much better when the kid says it, the only notable quote I remember Keanu say was: "As you can see, Genghis greatly enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar rush!"

Dr.Death · Post by **Dr.Death** » Sun Aug 03, 2003 10:14 am

Jim Carrey in "Bruce Almighty"

"Hey there my anal dwelling but monkey"

Levangles · Post by **Levangles** » Sun Aug 03, 2003 2:10 pm

how bout the oh-so-famous keanu line from every bloody movie he's in:
"dude.... " (with a blank stare on his ridiculously ugly face)

Post by **Archangelus** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 8:52 am

No no.....I think you are looking for:

Whoa.....

-Arch