Poems

TimeIIDie · Post by **TimeIIDie** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:36 pm

Em....ya think ya coulda picked a better thread to highjack, this was proving entertaining.

Ultra · Post by **Ultra** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:43 pm

being "in the zone" is sooo awesome TNS... i have only been there 2 times.... not sure if i will get a 3rd...... both of those times i was in my 30's.... and still looking for the next one... they dont come easy!!!!!!

This_name_sucks · Post by **This_name_sucks** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:13 pm

Purple thing, try to type things relevant to the subject. I know that this is your first time and all, but try your best

Ultra is my one true idol
Examples by him I'll abide all
But in some ways I guess
That Ayla's the best
Especially when she needs her midol

PJ · Post by PJ » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:33 pm

ROFL! nice tns.....and ultra i do believe on the vigra botle it says

"take 5 to get in the "zone" "

Ultra · Post by **Ultra** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:39 pm

holy sh**... thats really good limmericking, on the fly... you must be in the zone..... the fact that my name was used does'nt matter... i want a cut of the royalties if this is published... you have talent... and i agree with you about Ayla.... she is the shit....can't let good people get away.... including Thowarr...... i love a team at home kinda thing...... dont quit.. bring it... i need my easy kills.... heh heh.... brought to you from your local meatshield dept.

Ultra · Post by **Ultra** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:43 pm

ahhh crap... and here i was only taking 4 viagra... dammit.. now i know why i suk... thanx PJ

PJ · Post by PJ » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:58 pm

np, but i must warn over 5 can cause some serious damage for example in bold letters it also states: "take more than 5 will not only take you of of "the zone" but bears may find you more attractive and may be suduced by your sexy voice and or body" but dont worry ultra i dont think you need to worry about that

Ultra · Post by **Ultra** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:14 pm

heh heh ... im quite certain that my un-attractive voice, and even worse my unattractive body is what saved me from the bears at my cabin in the back woods...... im developing a formula at the shack to bring only the most highly developed bears that have the "Ultracantgetsex" syndrome....to be able to mate with other bears... will let you know how it goes.....Ultra out

This_name_sucks · Post by **This_name_sucks** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:35 pm

Well the way I write them is to think of a subject of some amusement then think of rhyming words
so I go Den, hmmm Ben, Gen, Hen, Ken, Men, Pen and so on...

When Zarn begins his blabbering
You can't help but give him a jabbering
But Zarn doesn't care
Cause we don't compare
To Den when he gives him a stabbering

PS 1 limerick at the end of every post

This_name_sucks · Post by **This_name_sucks** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:25 pm

*BUMP*

NO LIMERICK FOR YOU CAUSE NO ONE REPLIED YET, THIS FORUM IS ALMOST OFF THE MOST RECENTLY REPLIED TO LIST.

XoR · Post by **XoR** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:41 pm

Calls back a time when there were meadows as far as the eye can see,

Tall green grass you could lie down and sleep in.

There were valleys and fresh air and blue skies,

Flowers all over the earth of indescribable shape and color . . .

I used to think as I lay down in those meadows, watching clouds spinning across the sky,

What would happen if all this incredible beauty

were lost,

for

all

time

This_name_sucks · Post by **This_name_sucks** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:53 pm

*sniff* that was beautiful man *sniff* I am serious you know, that was good XoR. That's the kind of stuff I think of. God damn industry. Oh well you have to admit, if it weren't for industry, I wouldn't be typing to you right now. But my ideal world is like when we were hunter gatherers and only had the sun, earth, water, each other and the cute fuzzy animals (that's right even the ones that bite your heads off). Simplicity is bliss, because it is the closest thing to perfect. As this saying that I made will clearly explain. Nothing is perfect, because perfect is nothing (copyright

).

I want all you people replying
If not then the heads will start flying
But from what I have seen
It's a bugger to clean
So maybe it's not worth me trying

DenKirson · Post by **DenKirson** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:16 pm

Hm.â„¢

I am a Super Wild Platypus
I arrive and all stare and shush

With my Hobo Magic and Ninja Skills
I am suspiciously awesome with all my kills

A pirate by trade without any peg legs
No patches, no parrots, no rhyme with "eggs"

My pistol-fu be strong and you be weak
My awesome pirate ship is made of Teak

An abrupt ending here and now
Hidden Linkies to be found

...What? I'm done.
Wenches.

PJ · Post by PJ » Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:51 pm

ROFL, man this is a great forum.....*claps for all*

JungleJim · Post by **JungleJim** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 7:44 pm

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Im a poet
Didnt even know it